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ACUPUNCTURE has been shown to be extremely effective amongst people who have nothing wrong with them. An academic study has shown that the majority of patients reporting mystery symptoms stopped pretending they had them when someone poked at them with a cocktail stick.

Does tendering out rubbish collection and introducing kerb-side recycling turn into a leap into socialism. Obviously a mafia conspiracy to take over the rubbish collection is a tad boring, socialist rubbish collectors make much better press.

'Tea partyers' oppose changes to Fountain Hills trash collection

@Crispian_Jago has produced a fantastic flowchart to assist you with determining which Alt-Med option is best suited for you. Click through to see the full sized version on his blog.

"The world has been placed on a heightened security alert following reports that New Age terrorists have harnessed the power of homeopathy for evil. ‘Homeopathic weapons represent a major threat to world peace,’ said President Barack Obama, ‘they might not cause any actual damage but the placebo effect could be quite devastating.’

Thanks to @KaiLoi for pointing this out to me. It's good to start the day in a good mood. :)